No one said dating was easy. Whether you’ve dated a man who looks twice his age (cause he lied on his online profile) or you’ve been stood up in a seedy bar (hold me, hot bartender!) you’ve been through it. And you may even want to give up. You may even be tempted to get an invisible boyfriend.
Well, there’s an app for that.
How it works is simple enough. You pay $25 and build a boyfriend. You give your pretend BF a name, age, personality, and career. You even choose his looks by choosing a photo. The app then helps you create the story of how you met. All you have to do is fill in the blanks.
It’s like the Mad Libs for desperate dating. Cat ladies, can you hear me?!
But there’s more! You can text your Invisible Boyfriend like he was the real deal. This is proof that you aren’t a lonely woman who is desperate for the approval of her peers. Not. Honestly, the only women who should be going to this extreme are those who:
1) Want to write a story for LoveSujeiry.com. It’s good fodder!
2) Need something to do cause their life is in the shitter.
3) May want to live their life alone but don’t want to deal with their momma’s incessant, “when are you going to meet someone” questions and lectures.
Thing is if you use this app folks will want to meet him. But he doesn’t exist! So stay away from this app, ladies. Instead of getting an Invisible Boyfriend, continue being proactive. Keep dating even if the guy dine’s and dashes and you’re stuck with the bill, even if he is as dumb as rocks (what’s a rock?!), even if he has two baby momma’s, even if he has a stash of weed in his car and smokes it up while driving you home (he didn’t even puff puff pass!). It is better to try and keep trucking than to give up and pretend to have a life and love that does not exit.