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Pure Instinct: Pheromones In A Bottle!

20110701-061537.jpgI am single now. Raymundo was a bust and I am done with my little blue pills. So what is a girl to do? Socialize!

Today it begins. I am off to Altus Cafe in Washington Heights, where I will meet my prima hermana for Happy Hour drinks. No, I’m not trying to get my cousin in the sack.

For this Dominicana, los primos no se esprimen.

What I will do is strut my fine pepa™ into this fine establishment, and some others during my Broadway bar hopping run. Donning a long, tie-dyed, sea green maxi dress and silver sandals, I will be admired, and, with the help of a special perfume, also hit on by a fine gentleman.

The perfume is called Pure Instinct and is a product from Passion Parties. I once was a consultant but am no longer waving dildos and vibrators in the face of eager women. It was fun, but life has become very hectic, for all the right reasons. The only vibrators in my possession are those in my toy box.

But back to the perfume!

It carries pheromones, which makes it a sexual attractant. You dab it anywhere you would a perfume and its scent matches yours. The chemicals get to work. To men, you smell much more alluring, particularly to those who like your natural scent.

I’m dousing that bad boy on as we speak!

So wish me luck! Hopefully, Pure Instinct will work its magic and lure a man into my arms for good. If not, at least I will have another story to tell.

Sujeiry is a natural storyteller, dynamic radio show host and the proud CEO of LoveSujeiry.com. She's been at this digital media and content creation game for 15 plus years and pours her heart and soul onto LoveSujeiry.com - the only site for Latinas on all things love. After realizing there was a void in the love/relationship Latina media market, she took matters into her own hands and became the go-to sex and relationship expert on Latinx platforms. The former sex and relationship expert on Latina.com works diligently and passionately to encourage women of color to be their authentic selves as they navigate all things love.

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