But maybe that’s just me.
According to a study, only 40% of women admitted to masturbating in 2010. This number may be skewed as not all women are as open as the 1st Lady of Love. However, I have encountered women who don’t dare touch themselves for fear of God or shame. I remember meeting a young gringita at Shecky’s Girls Night Out who was so uncomfortable with the topic of sex, she admitted to never masturbating, and in turn, never enjoying sex. She told me she didn’t know what she liked and asked me for advice on what to do to improve her sex life. I told her the truth, Sujeiry style: Buy yourself a small, one speed vibrator like the Velvet Pleasure and go to town on your pepa™! Start slow and steady so you can become comfortable with your body. Love yourself and learn to find your key spots. And no big dildos until you’ve practiced, practiced, practiced!
She was very pleased with my advice and thanked me. I’m always glad to help a pepa™ in need!
Now how about men? The same study states that 60% of men masturbated in 2010. I think that number may be more like 99.9%! No, I’m sure not all men masturbate. Some men don’t get off through masturbation while others jerk themselves off until peeling (ouch!). I’ve also read that many men need a visual in order to climax while masturbating. They watch pornography or fantasize about women. It can be the bodacious woman who works in the bodega or the coworker whose boobs bounce when walking into the conference room. Or it can be a politician, lets say, Sarah Palin?
I only mention the conservative, reality TV “politician” because Tracy Morgan recently commented on her masturbating potential when interviewed by Charles Barkley. He was asked, “Tina Fey or Sarah Palin?” And this is what Tracy the Crazy had to say:
Comes to show that men can truly masturbate to any woman, no matter how obnoxious, idiotic, or delusional. Now off I go to wash that image from my head. It may haunt me at night and my pepa™ will be very disappointed!
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