From his killer abs to his love for his daughter, Camila, Juan Pablo of The Bachelorette is a super hot Hot Hombre of the Week.
Juan Pablo may have been sent home by Desiree but he has a place in my bosom, I mean, heart. The Venezuelan stud is not only a loving father to Camila, but he is also longing for a relationship as much as I am longing for his lips, I mean, heart.
So, let me gift you, Juan Pablo, with something Desiree could never provide. The Hot Hombre of the Week award!
It may not be a red rose but those roses are metaphorically wilted. Those roses have experienced heartbreak, Juan Pablo. They have seen the tears of a hundred crazed women who did not hear, “(Insert white woman’s name here), will you accept this rose?”
My crown, Juan Pablo, is golden.
Here is a tribute to the Venezuelan soccer Dad and charming, reality show bachelor named Juan Pablo. If he’s the next Bachelor, I’m knocking down all those bitches to get that pecker, I mean, rose.