Do you know what show I adore? New Girl. It’s funny, the writing is witty and fresh, and the cast is so talented, especially the male actors. So, I figured why not have a funny man be Hot Hombre of the Week this week? Humor is such an attractive quality in a man.
If you can make me laugh I may pull down my panties that much quicker.
And that’s why Nick Miller (real name: Jake Johnson) is this week’s Hot Hombre of the Week!
Sure, he’s not conventionally attractive but he is so sweet to Jess. And he’s also more than meets the eye. Did you know that he dropped out of high school his sophomore year only to return the following year?
A logical rebel. School rules!
Also, he was raised by his mother, Eve Johnson. During high school, he dropped his dad’s last name and took her last name, which is Johnson.
Sensitive rebel. Single mothers rule!
Without further ado, here are the hottest photos of Jake Johnson. I may just steal him away from Jess.