In three days, my boyfriend will be presented with a Sujeiry original Lovers Coupon Book. He will beam when he flips through the illustrated, comical goodies he will attain with just one rip. And when I give him what he desires, he will remember the night fondly. Because the gift I blessed him with was made especially and uniquely for him.
And that’s not including the loving he’ll get from my pepa.
So how does one go about creating a Lovers Coupon Book? I’ll show you how with these simple directions.
Brainstorm What You’re Giving Away
Much like coupons from a store, you need to take stock of what you want to give to your man. It can be a service, like a massage or a blow job. It can be romantic, like a serenade or a poem. It can be kinky, like a 24-hour pass to smack your ass whenever and wherever he sees fits. What matters is that it’s a gift you know your man wants and that you can deliver. So listen attentively to his verbalized desires!
Find Art Work
Unless you’re Picasso, you’re going to have to find images to add to your coupon book. I did a Google images search and selected clip art that connected with the gift and are also funny. The images should match your personality. You are giving the gift, after all. Once you select the illustrations save them to your computers desktop. We will be using them next!
Coupon Making Time
Open up MS Word and start a new document. Select the table tab and insert two columns and as many rows as you need (this will depend on how many coupons you want in your coupon book). Now, insert one image in one table cell (a box). Add text that describes what the coupon is for. For example, I chose this image:
And wrote this using Word Art: Good for one romantic dinner.
Time to Print
Once you complete these steps print your document on glossy paper. Make sure you are using a color printer. If you don’t have one available, go to your local Staples and print the sheet. It’s pretty affordable!
Bind Your Lovers Coupon Book
Cut each square and stack them together. Take it to Staples and have them bind the coupons into a mini book. Choose the color-bind option so you can have a sleek little book – not a coiled bulky mess.
All that is left is for you to gift your lover with the Lovers Coupon. Be ready for your man to cash in. Cause trust me, he will!