The butt dial occurs when we least expect it. It is spontaneous, erratic and confuses the recipient, especially when the dialer’s butt calls repeatedly. So, you can imagine my shock when Jack or John’s number appeared on my screen.
We hadn’t spoken in eight months. He had a live-in girlfriend he had forgotten to tell me about it.
I sat crouched on my velvet sofa, watching Grey’s Anatomy, when my phone rang. I turned away from the television set and looked at the caller ID. There was his name. The name of Jack or John, who, according to the gay psychic, is my future husband. My eyes widened as big as saucers. My heart skipped a beat. But why? Why was I anxious? Why was he calling me? Should I answer? Would I answer?! Read the rest on VOXXI.