When I grow up, I want to be a sex-pot, just like Hattie. Not sure who I speak of? Feast your eyes on the 76-year-old star of TLC’s Extreme Cougar Wives.
She is a vibrant free-spirit and is adamant about her love for sex. Though I rather be married with an old fart when I am 76, I can appreciate Hattie and her feminine wilds.
How can you be a cougar just like Hattie? Check out the must do’s.
Be Tongue and Cheek
One of Hattie’s greatest qualities is her ability to turn everything into a sexual innuendo. The elderly woman doesn’t curse but she sure knows how to drop sex bombs. Take this gem, “If I see a man that turns me on I feel vibrations (points at her pepa).” Or “And I took my legs and put them all the way behind my back…and I just stayed that way.” Let me see if I can come up with one. “I like sailors because they’re skilled in the motions of the ocean.” I am on my way to cougar status.
Love Yourself No Matter How Many Wrinkles
Hattie loves everything about herself, and she isn’t afraid to say or show it. Look how she wears that sleeveless tank top without a care. Look at Hattie in that backless bathing suit, strutting her stut by the pool even with saggy boobs. She says she’s hot. She thinks she’s hot. Therefore she is!
All About Sex
A cougar is synonymous with sex appeal and Hattie has it in spades. That’s why she talks about sex every chance she gets. And it’s not all talk. Did you see her lick that snowcone? If that isn’t sexy, I don’t want to know what is.