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Love Bytes with Sujeiry: Baby Proofing the House Bootleg Style

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Evan is crawling and I’ve become his bitch. This kid has me chasing after him like a dog with a bone. And I’m the dog and the bone. Daaaamn!

Sooooo….I’m exhausted.

Boo and I were also unprepared for this amazing yet back-breaking milestone. For me, not Evan. I’m literally on the floor en cuatro, chasing after my active and very curious boy so he doesn’t eat an extension chord and electrocutes himself. I don’t want may baby to become a chicharron! I’m also the parent that does most of the heavy lifting. As a work from home mom, keeping Evan safe and happy falls mostly on me. But, I don’t have a car or the time to get organized. I try to clean, pick up, eat and do work while Evan naps, and at almost 10 months old he’s down to two naps. I’m lucky if I get to take a shit with the door closed.

PLUS: I Feel Like a Failure and Here’s Why

Soooo…I needed to baby proof the apartment STAT. Only I couldn’t get to Babies R’ Us or Walmart or Target. What to do?! Baby proof the apartment – bootleg style. Thanks to a box of Pampers Evan won’t be eaten by a chicharron-loving Dominican. 


Love Sujeiry is an aspirational lifestyle brand for Latinas and women of color that champions authenticity and manifestation. The owner and founder, Sujeiry Gonzalez, is the host of “Love Sujeiry: Dish Served Raw" on reVolver Podcasts. Previously, she hosted a show on SiriusXM in NYC and Exitos 93.9FM in Los Angeles. The content creator has also been featured on, YourTango, Cosmo, Momstatic, Mommynoire, NBC Latino as she inspires women to dish on love, sex, and relationships, and to be their best selves. Sujeiry tells it like it is and shares her triumphs, devastating blows, tales of new mami life, and her creative career moves on her web series, "Love Bytes with Sujeiry," where she is authentically herself and holds nothing back. Ultimately, Love Sujeiry serves to entertain and inspire women to live authentically, find fulfillment through manifestation, love themselves, follow their passions and never ever settle.