I’ve never done a drive-by. I’ve never hopped into a gypsy cab for the sole purpose of following a man and flying out of said cab when I spy my guy with another pepa™. Breaking into his Facebook and cell and reading all his messages? Nope. Haven’t done that either. What can I say? I’m classy, ya’ll!
For me, it comes down to self-respect and pride. I’m not going to embarrass myself for any man, even if I am dickmatized. Unfortunately, not all women can control their impulses. No matter how beautiful or intelligent, some women will break codes, hire detectives, and wear trench coats and goofy sunglasses to catch him in the act.
Case in point: Halle Berry.
A source claims that Halle Berry has hired a private detective to follow her ex-boyfriend and baby daddy, Gabriel Aubry.
“Gabriel told me that he believes Halle is having him tailed by a private investigator, and trust me, he’s not just some paranoid dude with a wild imagination. He said he’s noticed a car following him a few times now and that he’s just got this weird feeling that he can’t shake of being watched. Judging by Halle’s past actions and threats it wouldn’t surprise me, if Gabriel doesn’t follow her rules she’s going to fight nasty.”
Allegedly, Halle is pissed that Gabriel almost brought their daughter, Nahla, around Kim Kardashian. If this is true, I could understand why Halle is playing the role of Pink Panther. I wouldn’t want my (future) kids around Kim Kardashian either.
Her plastic, botox-filled face will terrorize their dreams.
So no, I’ve never done a drive-by. But if my boyfriend or ex-boyfriend was hanging with any Kardashian, I would fly out of that gypsy can like an Angry Bird.