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50 Shades of Gris? Latino Celebs That Should’ve Been Grey

5 Hot Latino Celebs That Should've Been Christian Grey

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50 Shades of Gris? Latino Celebs That Should’ve Been Grey

The star cast of 50 Shades of Grey was announced but what if Christian Grey was Latino? My top pick for Grey if the movie were to pick a Latino male lead.

If Christian Grey were Latino these male celebs would be our top picks.

So I never read 50 Shades of Grey. Once I learned that it was based on Twilight fan fiction I was turned off. Then friends on Facebook began posting quotes from the book. The quotes were hilarious, and not in a good way. A few examples:

“Never trust a man who can dance.”

“He’s my very own Christian Grey popsicle.”

And the worst of them all:

“The orange juice tastes divine. It’s thirst-quenching and refreshing.”

If that isn’t bad writing I don’t know what is.

Still, the movie is on. 50 Shades of Grey will star Dakota Johnson – daughter of Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith – and Sons of Anarchy Charlie Hunnam.

Dakota Johnson Charlie Hunnam

The picks left me underwhelmed, particularly Hunnan. Sure he was a hot twink in Queer as Folk, but I just don’t find him irresistible enough to let him tie me up…in my imagination.

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This got me thinking. Who in Hollywood would I let paddle my nargas? It be a Latino so he’d understand my coño’s and carajos as he bends me over. Here is my list of Latino celebs that should have been Christian Grey.

Benjamin Bratt

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You rarely see Ben in the spotlight but there is something so sexy about him. He is the strong silent type. And that means he's even hotter in the bedroom. Photo Credit: IMDB.

Who do you think would make a great Christian Grey?


Photo Credit: Wiki.

Sujeiry is a natural storyteller, dynamic radio show host and the proud CEO of LoveSujeiry.com. She's been at this digital media and content creation game for 15 plus years and pours her heart and soul onto LoveSujeiry.com - the only site for Latinas on all things love. After realizing there was a void in the love/relationship Latina media market, she took matters into her own hands and became the go-to sex and relationship expert on Latinx platforms. The former sex and relationship expert on Latina.com works diligently and passionately to encourage women of color to be their authentic selves as they navigate all things love.

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