Though I’m sick with the flu, I couldn’t resist writing about heartbreak. My head feels like it’s been stomped on. My sinuses are so congested you’d think I’d spend the last 2 weeks sobbing. My body is dripping sweat, shivering, and dripping some more as if I have the love shakes. Yes, this post is indeed timely.
Fortunately, I haven’t experienced heartbreak in quiet some time. 50 Cent, on the other hand, is not as lucky. Sources report that 50 is probably drowning his sorrows with his own special blend of Vitamin Water and Greygoose because Chelsea Handler dumped his ass for Uma Thurman’s ex-boyfriend, Andre Balazs. Allegedly, Chelsea even returned 50’s Christmas gifts with a note that stated “I can buy my own gifts”.
So toss up your quarters to the sky and show 50 Cent some support. He was disregarded and thrown out like a 1998 rusty penny! Cold blooded, Chelsea!